Love is like $19.99. If you bring $20 dollars, I’ll bring a penny.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeMy love is a six-toed mutant, like a Hemingway cat. Pet it wisely.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeLove is a miracle drug. Shoot it up through your toes, so nobody knows.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeA helicopter is just like a flying ceiling fan. My love is the journey of the breeze.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeLove is trench warfare. So stand aside, and let me keep digging.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeShe asked for soup, and I served her cereal. Our love was in the breakfast stage.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.My love is like the collision between a falling statue and still bird poop.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is missing your flight because you have a train to catch. I also have a football to catch.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.In my dreams, my spare penis was decomposing in my closet, and to me it was a symbol of our love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.My love is self-contained, like chips in a bag. Don’t eat it all at once.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I love food that carries food. Run, waiter, before I eat you too.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Love is all around. I don’t need your leftovers, ma’am. Not unless you’re offering meatloaf.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.