Making love is second to none. My masturbating habits are first to none.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeMaking love is not my strength. Also, lifting weights is not my strength.
My love can only occupy one person at a timeLove is meant to be taken seriously, like a joke.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Love is meant to be felt, like a cat. I’m meowing for your affection.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Our love was soggy, like the biscuits I forgot to take out of the bathtub.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.My love is in the shape of a car, and when it hits you you’ll notice.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.If you don’t learn how to drown, you won’t learn how to love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Love is as old as time, though it is considerably more difficult to stuff inside a watch.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is a gift. Mine comes in a box that’s shaped like a coffin.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I prefer love songs to any other form of torture.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is like politics, I think as I then think no it isn’t.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Are you willing to nourish your heart with love; then your selfishness will starve to death.
Love Poems: Love Conquers AllIn the depths of the ocean; Dipped in love without expectations, We have stripped off our masks.
Love Poems: Love Conquers All