The first time I was paparazzi'd, I thought I was being investigated for an insurance claim.
Portia de RossiThe Postman rings twice, but the Insurance man rings until he collects"-Scott G. Brown
Scott G. Brown III didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.
Steven WrightDemocracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
George Bernard Shaw