I'd rather have a book, but in a pinch I'll settle for a set of Water Pik instructions.
Ex Libris: Confessions of a Common ReaderInstruction would be wasted on me. Just to give me the form and I'll sign on the dotted line.
Brideshead RevisitedInstructions for successful living: Dream it. Plan it. Do it. Repeat.
Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience