Inspector Grandpierre: This nose tells me when you are lying. It is never mistaken, not in 23 years. This nose will make me commissioner of police.
General Rogard: You'll be Chief Inspector of Subway Toilets by the time I'm through with you!
Crown Prince Leopold: He has tricked you, it is all an illusion! Chief Inspector Uhl: Perhaps there is truth in this illusion.
Eisenheim: [Angrily] Are you completely corrupt? Chief Inspector Uhl: No, not completely, which is why I'll advise you not to accuse anyone.
Chief Inspector Uhl: You know, I have seen things like this before... but never one like that.
Inspector Lestrade: [From inside Blackwood's tomb] You took your time, Holmes. Sherlock Holmes: [portentously] And on the third day...
We would certainly welcome the recipient nation to put their inspectors on our shores, if they wanted to make that investment to help protect that shipment that is outgoing.
I expect VA's inspector general and the FBI to work closely together so that we can identify and eliminate the flaws that allowed this leak and prosecute any criminal acts.
It pleased him to see that things, and not only people, suffered the wear and tear of age. [53 yr old Inspector Bordelli's view]
I love stories with a happy ending,” Inspector Me said.
Despite all claims to the contrary, we have not been called by God to be inspectors of others production or quality of 'fruit'.
Inspector Doppler: [after tasting] Caviar, eh? Can't say I like it. Tastes of fish eggs. Andrew Wyke: [sarcastically] Fancy.
[the third murder has just been discovered] Inspector Grandpierre: Three of them. All in their pyjamas? C'est ridicule! What is it, some new American fad?
Inspector Frank Bumstead: So Husselbeck, what kind of killer do you think stops to save a dying fish?
Husselbeck: Everything Detective Walenski committed to paper should be here. Inspector Frank Bumstead: The only thing that should be committed is Wolenski.
Inspector Frank Butterman: We lost the title. And Irene lost her mind. She drove her Datsun Cherry into Sanford Gorge.
Chief Inspector Uhl: Promise me you won't do it again. Eisenheim: I promise you you'll enjoy this next show.
Crown Prince Leopold: What do you want? Chief Inspector Uhl: Nothing. Crown Prince Leopold: Then you shall get nothing.
Chief Inspector Tu: You always were a pain in the ass, as far as I'm concerned. Just do me a favor and prove me wrong.
Inspector Lestrade: You know, in another life, you'd have made an excellent criminal. Sherlock Holmes: Yes, and you, sir, an excellent policeman.
[Blackwood's coffin is opened] Inspector Lestrade: That's not Blackwood! Sherlock Holmes: Well, now we have a firm grasp of the obvious.
