My love sits on the stove like a cat with an oven mitt for an ass.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.She has nothing but love for me, and I have nothing but nothing for her.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.When I make love, I always wear protection. I wear mittens.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Moderation is the key to old age and the doorway to boredom
Philosophical Uplifting Quotes and PoemsI was nuts for stuff in the Middle Ages when I was just in the third and fourth grades.
Tamora PierceAdriana: I'm from the '20s, and I'm telling you the golden age is la Belle Epoque.
Midnight in ParisClint Barton: [takes out Wanda] Already tried the mind-control thing, not a fan!
Avengers: Age of Ultron[crashes into an apartment to evacuate its residents] Tony Stark: Hi! Okay, everyone in the tub!
Avengers: Age of Ultron