Wisdom of the Ages: "Hillary" Has replaced the term "battle-axe" to describe an undesirable mother-in-law in 37 languages.
Wisdom of the Ages: "BS" Has now replaced death, worthless IOU's and ignorance as America's number one export.
A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.
There really is no correlation between age and one’s bank balance. I’ve met wealthy boys and broke men.
I have often thought what a melancholy world this would be without children, and what an inhuman world without the aged.
America is a country that has been skating for ages on its unparalleled ability to look marvelous on the outside.
Plant diseases, drought, desolation, despair were recurrent catastrophes during the ages - and the ancient remedies: supplications to supernatural spirits or gods.
Dear elders! Age will not carry your respect level always. But your words do! Stay respectful.
'Aging' has been bad ever since we figured out it led to dying.
Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.
The Internet has fashioned a new and complicated environment for an age-old dilemma that pits the demands of security against the desire for freedom.
How do you rebel in a family of rebels? That's the age-old question. I guess I could have by not going into the arts, but the thing is, I couldn't do anything else.
For them who delay aging, who infuse decrepit bodies with youth and beauty - they must rejoice in the fullness of their deeds.
My sisters and I were fortunate to travel through Asia and Europe at very young ages. We confronted extraordinary beauty in Athens and unspeakable poverty in India.
There's a terrible truth for many women in the picture business: Aging typically takes its toll and means fewer and less desirable roles.
There is nothing quixotic or romantic in wanting to change the world. It is possible. It is the age-old vocation of all humanity.
'Wipeout' is a giant obstacle course for adults of all shapes, sizes, and ages. Whoever wins takes home $50,000 and gets to brag to all of their coworkers that they made it out alive!
You know, Freud accepted his lot very stoically and very well and with a sense of humor. He aged and died gracefully, and there's a lot to be said for that.
Throughout history, civilizations have built a common cause through coming-of-age rituals. But we don't do that anymore. Maybe we should think about that.
Ripen your mind to the glorious history of the ages and revel in your mastery as today's youth shall look upon you as a sage.