Quotes of: Information-age Keyword

All I have to say about love can be summed up in nine words: Never wipe your ass before you take a shit.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’m as much a lover as a cumulous cloud is a beard of God. My mustache can’t make rain the way I make love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I’ll carry Carrie like my hands are as empty as my heart. I never hold my own love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I am the Zero Zoo. See the empty cage that is my heart. I’d like to imprison your love there. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

She said she loves me. Not out loud, but in her mind she said it. I heard it with my heart, telepathically.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I have outsourced my love to India. Call a call center if you want to hear how I feel.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I’m such a good salesman that I sold my sales job. I sold it for ten I love yous and a bag of fellatio.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love allows us to remember the joy, and forget the pain. That’s why I write things down, to help me remember.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love can’t tell time, but you can’t tell it that, because it won’t listen. I know, because I’ve tried.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I keep my socks in a filing cabinet, if that tells you what kind of lover I am.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Yeah, you could say her and I are lovers. She wouldn’t say it, and neither would I, but you could.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.