If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.The couch was wide enough for two, but I sat in it alone. Was I obese in body—or skinny in love?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.My love is like the collision between a falling statue and still bird poop.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.She wanted to know if I loved her, so I texted her a picture of a dead bird.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’d rather have a high EQ than a high IQ. After all, what is more important than love?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Two decaying racehorse carcasses would make a great bathtub. I’m a fast lover.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Salsa music is best when chewing on nachos. I’m a spicy lover. Taste me and see.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.You say guest, and I say prisoner. But I say it with love, so mine is preferable to yours.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is missing your flight because you have a train to catch. I also have a football to catch.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.We made love in the restaurant booth. It was romantic until our waiter knocked on our windshield.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I keep my love for her in the ashtray, along with the other stuff she burnt.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.