When I make love I use protection. I wear rubber gloves.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love will find you eventually. It found me, and I was hiding like fall in the spring.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.I make love like I make dinner. I order take out.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Words are your friends. And lovers. They feel good in your mouth.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is as old as time, though it is considerably more difficult to stuff inside a watch.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.If love were a color, it’d be transparent, like all women’s clothing should be.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love smells like a flower in bloom. A flower that's sitting on a pile of steaming feces.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is a gift. Mine comes in a box that’s shaped like a coffin.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.The best gift is one that’s paid for by the recipient. My love for you is for sale.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.The greatest thing in the world is love. But the worst isn’t hate, it’s ignoringance.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.