Love is meant to be taken seriously, like a joke.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.To maximize love, I try to emulate an omelet. And I’m not just saying that to sound romantic.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is meant to be felt, like a cat. I’m meowing for your affection.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’m twice as twice as the guy in second place. My love comes first.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Liquid kittens would be drinkable cuddles. You wouldn’t ever be thirsty for love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Our love was soggy, like the biscuits I forgot to take out of the bathtub.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.The remote isn’t broke—it just needs batteries. Well, it’s the same with my love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.My love is in the shape of a car, and when it hits you you’ll notice.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Underwater nobody can dance. Let this be a lesson in basket weaving. And love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love dances in my heart like a nudist in socks. Boy, that jig is awfully jiggly.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Just as soon as I arrive I want to leave. Especially when I’m in love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’ll write The Art Of Love, which will be tactical, like The Art Of War.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.