Some people snort cocaine. I snort powdered love. It’s like powdered sugar, only sweeter.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.We made love like the three minutes between 3:32 and 3:34. My endurance is even worse than my math.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I make love like I make lasagna. I just made some, so would you like seconds?
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.She made my heart melt, like butter. I loved her over a juicy corn on the cob.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.I knew I was in love because when I saw her my heart stopped. Obviously it started beating again.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.She stole my heart, like a pickpocket. And when my wallet also went missing, I knew it was love.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Love, it’ll make you feel better before it’ll make you feel worse. So it’s like inverse medicine.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.Earn your money, and earn my love. Just like money, sometimes you have to spend love to make love.
Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.