Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff too prove that they are worthy of a woman's attention.
Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil!
Teachers and women have one important thing in common; every man and woman that is born into this world is shaped by a teacher or a woman
The world cares very little about what a man or woman knows; it is what a man or woman is able to do that counts.
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.
I don't take myself very seriously. I like to make people laugh. You know, it's like, if a woman can't be happy for another woman's work, they have to go work on that.
Yes. I was the first female colonel. I enjoyed being that kind of role model for young women watching the show. A woman can be a colonel! A woman can be in charge! Those were new ideas then.
The success of a man is through the soles of his feet, that of a woman is from her legs.
If a young woman says no to marriage just wait until her breasts sag.
Sleep with a woman and she will make sure you wake up.
When a man is crazy about a woman only she can cure him.
The woman who does not covet the possessions of her husband is in love with another man.
When a woman is hungry, she says, "Roast something for the children that they may eat."
When a woman laughs an experienced man will know how much it will cost him.
A Tyrone woman will never buy a rabbit without a head for fear it's a cat.
Look for a thrifty woman -- even though it may cost you a pair of shoes.
Better one day a man than ten days a woman.
"Now the marriage begins," says the woman who has been beaten with thorns.
When a woman knows no more how to answer, she must be dried up.
You would do better to sit on a powder keg than on the knee of a woman.
Keeping a woman to her word is like trying to hold an eel by its tail.
