I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.
There's a part in a woman's soul, God has given it to every woman, and it's the part where you know whether he's telling the truth or not. Women see red flags.
Listen to the pregnant woman. Value her. She values the life growing inside her. Listen to the pregnant woman, and you cannot help but defend her right to abortion.
Among all the 'awards' that I have hitherto collected, I consider the title of 'patita' or 'fallen woman' to be the highest. This is an achievement of my long-struggling life as a writer and as a woman.
I just love the fact that a man possesses something that a woman can never understand because we don't have the experiences of it and that a woman possesses something that the man doesn't understand because only she possesses it.
If people see me having dinner with a beautiful woman, they immediately believe that I'm having a love affair with her. Of course that's rubbish. I'm not a playboy!
I'm in love with one woman. I've been in love with one woman for 31 years. She is the finest human being I have ever known.
One could say that in case of need, every normal and healthy woman is able to hold a position. And there is no profession which cannot be practiced by a woman.
I wanted to give a woman comfortable clothes that would flow with her body. A woman is closest to being naked when she is well-dressed.
After all, you couldn't expect any man to turn away from a beautiful woman with her ass in the air.
A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
A happy woman is one who has no cares at all; a cheerful woman is one who has cares but doesn't let them get her down.
The simple act of telling a woman's story from a woman's point of view is a revolutionary act: it never has been done before.
I think a man needs to be a man. To hold a woman the way she wants to be held. Just do whatever your woman wants, and you'll be fine.
Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.
A woman's love for a man is half animal passion and half hate. The more a woman loves a man, the more she hates him.
Even the handsomest men do not have the same momentary effect on the world as a truly beautiful woman does.
