Quotes of: Indecisive Keyword

A shopping cart flipped upside down forms a cage that I use to protect myself from consumerism.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I want to invent a portable sink. It won’t be small, but it will be the size and shape of a car. (Best not to park it in your kitchen).

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

When I think of the Middle Ages I think of castles, Catholicism, and taking your kids to soccer practice.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

His voice was so gravelly I could drive a truck on it. And I would have, but I came carrying my bicycle.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

When I wear my wedding ring I think of her. I also think of my wife.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

My new book is going well. It’s practically writing itself! Actually, what I mean is I’m not writing it, my clone is.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

What’s with the zombie craze? Zombies are half alive, half dead, right? Sounds like my wife in bed.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people.


Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

A cat purring on your lap while you sip hot tea, is there anything better? Oh, and you’re floating in a zero gravity environment.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I saw something scary. It was a boy, asking me what I’m doing naked in his father’s fridge. Dinner party’s over.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I want to move to Hollywood and audition for parts just so I can say, “I’m not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

Dear 30 years old, why are you stalking me? Please leave me alone or I’ll be forced to alert the authorities.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

You can’t become a famous garage band if you never perform outside your garage. That’s why my band plays in my driveway.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I watch basketball like I watch baseball: I don’t. I’d much rather watch grass grow. Actually, golf isn’t that bad.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

She probably thinks I have the clothes of a millionaire. And I do, but they’re still on his body, which is still in the trunk of my car.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I just bought a can of brown paint. It’s more expensive than coffee, but I really hit the wall after I chug it.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

If liquid courage smelled like cologne and gushed out of my penis, I’d make a better fire fighter than I’m not right now.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

If a woman asked me how far I’d go on a first date, my reply would be 69 miles. Round trip, not one way.

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themselves?

Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life