The good, the bad, and the ugly basically sums up my sex life. Except that I’ve never had the good.
This is the story my great-grandfather told my father, who then told my grandfather, who then told me about how The Mythical Mr. Boo, Charles Manseur Fizzlebush Grissham III, better known as Mr. Fizzlebush, and Orafoura are all in fact me...I rested my head on the wall behind me and closed my eyes, wishing my life had a button: Ignore All.
Final Approach