Here’s a towel to dry your tears. I just wiped my ass with it.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerI'm not sexually active. I just sort of lay there and slowly thrust.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerThe wheel is man’s greatest invention, and as such, unicycling is the world’s purest sport.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerThis must be the most embarrassing moment in my life. I am glad I am too ill to appreciate it fully.
Improper RelationsReality is crushing. The world is a wrong-sized shoe. How can anyone stand it?
I'll Give You the SunWe are not able to express ourselves in a hospital, even when seriously ill, we don�t have time.
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