You did what you were told or you didn't get paid, and if things went wrong it wasn't your problem. It was the fault of whatever idiot has accepted this message for sending in the first place. No one cared about you, and everyone at headquarters was ...
Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? Har...
Skinner: Toasting your success, eh, Linguini? Good for you. Linguini: [indicating his wine glass] Oh, I just took it to be polite. I don't really drink, you know. Skinner: Oh, of course you don't. I wouldn't either if I was drinking *that*. But you w...
Chatur Ramalingam aka 'Silencer': Sir: Machines are any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are constrained, and by which means force and motion may be transmitted and modified, as a screw and its nut, or a lever arranged t...
I never invite idiots to my house.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time.
When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up.
Humans have not fully evolved from idiots yet.
I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.
You'd have to be an idiot to say no to 'Hunger Games.'
Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.
I've had great success being a total idiot.
I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!
More idiots should just shut their mouths.
I think the terrorists are just idiots.
Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
Scar: I'm surrounded by idiots.
I'm not afraid to look like an idiot.
Don't be too realistic , It will make you an Idiot .
Boys... You're all idiots" - Carlaine
