Quotes of: Idiots Keyword

She was in big trouble now. "You stupid man," she said to the body on the floor. "Why did you have to lunge at me like that? Why couldn't you have left well enough alone? I told your father I wasn't going to marry you. I told him I wouldn't marry you...

To Catch an Heiress

You're very lovely, gatita." Her brows pulled together, and she gave him a skeptical stare. "Do not look at your master as if he's an idiot.

To Command and Collar

Shut up, idiot,” he growled. “Oops,” Ian replied, looking uncomfortable. “I feel stupid, now.” Peter shook his head. “That's the understatement of the year.

Curvaceous Condemnation

That’s the problem with any ‘simple truth’—it always takes a gaggle of complete idiots or a team of all-knowing geniuses to miss it.

Closure of the Helpdesk — A Geek Tragedy

The only guaranteed way to be a genius is to surround yourself with idiots.

Economic Warfare: Secrets of Wealth Creation in the Age of Welfare Politics

So, yes, I will marry you. Someday. If you'll have me," he said modestly. "Of course I will, you idiot," I said with a shriek, and threw myself into his arms.

The False Princess

I am yet to meet the idiot at whose door success arrived as a direct result of his refusal to invest in the enterprise that made him rich.

Fulfill Your Threats

Meantime the Newspaper of Record goes around in a little pleated skirt shaking pompoms, leaping in the air with an idiot grin if so much as a cement mixer passes by.

Bleeding Edge

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.

Ann Coulter

Oh, if I had been loved at the age of seventeen, what an idiot I would be today. Happiness is like smallpox: if you catch it too soon, it can completely ruin your constitution.

Gustave Flaubert

Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

The Atrocity Archives

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything.

The Angel's Game

…she did not believe that the world was a vale of tears but rather a joke that God had played and that it was idiotic to take it seriously if He himself never had.

The House of the Spirits

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

The Innocents Abroad

If I had had the power to prevent my own birth I should certainly never have consented to accept existence under such ridiculous conditions.

The Idiot

I was hoping against hope he'd refill his Prozac so we could be in love again, but, sadly, that never happened.

Idiots I've Seen Naked

Misery loves another idiot with a jukebox where his soul should be.

Rock and Roll Will Save Your Life: A Book by and for the Fanatics Among Us

What I learned is that it's arrogant to be certain of anything. The world is a complex place and only idiots or assholes think they know it all.

The Survivors Club

LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.

The Secret History of the Pink Carnation

The idiot is indeed the good man, but only because he doesn't know any better.

Sons Come and Go, Mothers Hang in Forever

Crap talk; Noun. A condition where one's insecurities come spilling out of his mouth making him look like an unconfident idiot.

Single Dad Laughing