The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Harry: So the whole... reconcilement... thing? Perry: Reconciliation, idiot.
I am just like all the jerks and idiots you know. I am just a guy that watches sports all day.
Because I'm a sweet, kind guy, everybody thinks I'm an idiot, I'm weak.
Arkosh Kovash: [in Hungarian] Why are you just standing there, you idiot? I'm not speaking English am I? Wouldn't it make sense to find someone who could talk to me so you could find the person that set me on fire, perhaps? He is the Devil. You've ne...
Pia V. Sahastrabudhhe: [Now that everyone knows, Rancho's real surname is not Chhanchhad] Thank God, after marriage my name wont be Pia Chhanchhad! Raju Rastogi: So what is your actual name? Rancho: Phunsukh Wangdu. Farhan Qureshi: What? Pia V. Sahas...
Any ham-handed idiot can make a woman scream. I prefer to assess…responsiveness.
And then he thought: Is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves?
Only men would think of cutting themselves to determine who the packleader is. Idiots.
Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she doesn’t marry an idiot.
No more, no less. I'm an idiot. I really need to let this crush go.
Religion has a way of making people into idiots is what my father says.
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
There is no greater cruelty than a genius stumbling over something idiotic.
I think people will be surprised to find that I'm not as much of an idiot as they think I am. I'm not a real moron.
You can't really dance properly to James Brown. If you dance to James Brown, you look like an idiot. There's a lot of jerking.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
For me, nothing brings out my 'born yesterday' idiotic qualities quite like having my photograph taken.
I'm surrounded by friends and family who are not that impressed by celebrity. They don't have any problem telling me I'm acting like an idiot or I'm not that funny.
I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way to the screen.
Christopher Hitchens was a great warrior, a magnificent orator, a pugilist and a gentleman. He was kind, but he took no prisoners when arguing with idiots.
