Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I make love like I make lasagna: with extra meat.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’m putting the finishing touches on a cat. I love petting.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’m not saying I’m not saying. I’m also not saying I’m in love, and I’m not not saying I’m in love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is an intense flickable mystery, like a booger.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.To their eyes, I was love. To their ears, I was truth. To their noses, I was anus.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Motorcycle helmets are bottomless. Strippers are topless. And my love is middleless.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.We made love like we made dinner. We had leftovers.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.