I am the food of love. And do you know what food that is? Distilled barley.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.I loved you like a man loves a woman he never touches, only writes to, keeps little photographs of.
Love is a Dog from HellYou’re my best friend, You’re my love, You’re my life. I can’t wait to make you my wife! Love, Ryan
Love UnrehearsedThe more you are able to forgive then the more you are able to love.
Forgiveness and Love Conquers All: Healing the Emotional SelfIf you don’t learn how to drown, you won’t learn how to love.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.