Quotes of: I-love-lucy Keyword

She opened her eyes with a gasp. “I love you.” He had tears running a path down his face. He nodded. “Back at ya, pretty child. So, so much.

Bittersweet Seraphim

Learn to love someone when they least deserve it, because that is when they need your love most.

Advice My Parents Gave Me: and Other Lessons I Learned from My Mistakes

...we named her Dorothy Ann. Dolly, for short. I kissed her warily, fearful of the pain of loving her, love her, though love her I did; fearful lest she hurt me by dying.

My Name Is Resolute

Somebody get me a bottle of booze—and a reason to quit drinking. I fell in love twice today, and I only encountered one other person.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I am the qorj of love. If you find that hard to believe, then I’d like to sell you a Bible.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

When I didn’t see a ghost, I knew I’d seen a ghost, because ghosts are invisible. This logic also lets me know when I’m in love.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I make love like others make money. You’ve got to spend money to make money, right? If not, then why am I paying for sex?


My love can only occupy one person at a time

We made love like two cars that were out of gas. I tried to fill her up, but couldn’t because I myself was empty.


My love can only occupy one person at a time

I make love like Jello-O is liquid. And I masturbate like Jell-O is solid. I’m tired of sex with blow up dolls.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I watch you while you sleep. Is that love? It would be, if I put down my binoculars, and you picked up your phone.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I am the Love Camel of Llama Land. Come, hop on my hump and let me lead you to water.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Out of all the guys she could love, I am two of them. But she chose my clone over me and that hurts. And it feels good.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.


Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

I want her when she doesn’t want me, and I don’t want her when she wants me. Now that’s love in the 21st century!

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I waffled over the issue like a pancake with texture similar to the bottom of a 1970s track shoe. I ran through all sides, and decided it’s love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

A few years ago I dropped off the face of the earth. Then I came back the next day to pick it up. Unfortunately, it was stained red with love.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

We made love like steam meets mist. My memory is foggy, but I know I inhaled her essence like smoke.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

I sing like a flower, and I dance like a tree. Let us make love like an overflowing cup of coffee.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

In a cube of awesomeness, I am the lemonade of longing. My love has twelve edges, like a pack of razorblades to an edgy suicidal maniac.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

This is a love story. I never knew there were so many kinds of love or that love could make people do so many different things. I never knew there were so many different ways to say goodbye.

Linger

Bitter your acts, bitter am I, Kindness your deeds, kindness am I, Pleasant and gentle, so you are, Fine honeyed lips and sweet talker.

Love: The Joy That Wounds: The Love Poems of Rumi