Falling in love too quickly spells disaster. But I’ve always lived dangerously, and I spell disaster with a Z.
I don’t encourage chaos to initiate a revolution. The only reason to revolt is because the people find the government revolting.
My first coaching experience led to a 77-0 defeat. But that’s not so bad, considering I taught the team one important thing: the value of cheating.
Both things have pros, and both have cons, but I think the pros and cons equal out leaving me unequal to the task of choosing.
All I can say is, it's a sort of kinship, as though there is a family tree of grief. On this branch, the lost children, on this the suicided parents, here the beloved mentally ill siblings. When something terrible happens, you discover all of the sud...
I once got 7th place in a swim meet. Being top 8 is an accomplishment, especially when you consider that including me, there were seven competitors.
I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s better than nodding off.
After I speak, my words merge with the wind, and if you’re listening, your ears act like sails and carry the conversation.
Dream dialogue: -Don’t cry. I, too, know what it’s like to be different. -But I’m not different. I’m normal, I’m average, and that’s why I’m crying.
I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the mashed potatoes in my pocket.
My shoes are scuffed and dirty from dancing. The grave of my enemy is where I go to find my inner Astaire.
And now, Elric had told three lies. The first concerned his cousin Yyrkoon. The second concerned the Black Sword. The third concerned Cymoril. And upon those three lies was Elric's destiny to be built, for it is only about things which concern us mos...
I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my writing often takes up whole bumpers.
When the fog lifts on this economy, I think we’ll find a lot of people refusing to ever turn off their caution lights.
Only the living can read. This means that when I write, my target market is people of the future. Greetings, people of the moon!
For dinner I had seared sneer with a glaze of distant gaze, and a side of mashed pride covered in grace.
Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, maybe you should ask my new albino secretary.
She was very close to my heart. Even though we were separated by a distance of 400 years, I was lying on her grave.
If there is no love in the world, we will make a new world, and we will give it walls, and we will furnish it with soft, red interiors, from the inside out, and give it a knocker that resonates like a diamond falling to a jeweller's felt so that we s...
Love is like a unicorn with a rainbow for a horn. What I mean is it’s rare, and you’re lucky if you see it once, or at the most twice, in a given week.
I decided not to charge you with murder, because that would require me filling out lots of paperwork. So you’re free to go.
