Wow. I am really pretentious.
Everyone knows I am a winner.
I am not a teacher, but an awakener.
I am still an Indonesian citizen.
I am used to controversies.
I am a huge hockey fan.
I am a very impatient director.
I am pretty bow-legged. It's annoying.
I am a self-made brat.
I am desperate to do a comedy now.
I am not as crazy as people think.
I am not particularly well-behaved.
I am a citizen of the universe.
I'm not in a party. I am a party.
I am kind of majoring in bull shitting.
I am at peace with myself.
I am on pilgrim to self-realisation.
I am very much a Republican.
I am a whole lot of trouble.
I am a cultural Frankenstein
I am a very superstitious person.
