Hello, I am Oscar Wilde
I am very proud to be Irish.
I am the Empire at the end of the decadence.
I am sailing on a ship bound for life. a line in a song
I am surprised that anyone can profess to be an atheist.
When you're as plain as I am, you've gotta have a gimmick.
I am just an old-fashioned girl.
I am not the perishable body, but the eternal Self.
I am a chaotic blend of all the worst traits.
I am alive because you want me to.
I am guilty of stupidity, arrogance, and greed.
I am a big believer that orderliness begets wealth.
I am a Justin Timberlake fan.
I am too pure for you or anyone.
Hollywood is not suited for me, and I am not suited for it.
I am a person who goes out without a purse.
I am much more interested in the process than results.
I am elected by the people of Bucharest, not the dogs.
I am not convinced that there is such a thing as a soul.
I am now known as Nina Conti's father and it's wonderful.
I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.
