Quotes of: I-am-what-i-am Keyword

Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I like watching baseball as much as my grandma’s left ear is loud. (She’d probably give her right ear for a left ear that wasn’t soundproof).

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Falling in love too quickly spells disaster. But I’ve always lived dangerously, and I spell disaster with a Z.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I don’t encourage chaos to initiate a revolution. The only reason to revolt is because the people find the government revolting.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

My first coaching experience led to a 77-0 defeat. But that’s not so bad, considering I taught the team one important thing: the value of cheating.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Both things have pros, and both have cons, but I think the pros and cons equal out leaving me unequal to the task of choosing.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

All I can say is, it's a sort of kinship, as though there is a family tree of grief. On this branch, the lost children, on this the suicided parents, here the beloved mentally ill siblings. When something terrible happens, you discover all of the sud...

An Exact Replica of a Figment of My Imagination

I once got 7th place in a swim meet. Being top 8 is an accomplishment, especially when you consider that including me, there were seven competitors.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s better than nodding off.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

After I speak, my words merge with the wind, and if you’re listening, your ears act like sails and carry the conversation.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the mashed potatoes in my pocket. 

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

My shoes are scuffed and dirty from dancing. The grave of my enemy is where I go to find my inner Astaire.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

And now, Elric had told three lies. The first concerned his cousin Yyrkoon. The second concerned the Black Sword. The third concerned Cymoril. And upon those three lies was Elric's destiny to be built, for it is only about things which concern us mos...

The Elric Saga Part I

I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my writing often takes up whole bumpers.  

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

When the fog lifts on this economy, I think we’ll find a lot of people refusing to ever turn off their caution lights.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

The only reason I didn’t feel like a complete fool was because the failure left me feeling incomplete.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Only the living can read. This means that when I write, my target market is people of the future. Greetings, people of the moon! 

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

For dinner I had seared sneer with a glaze of distant gaze, and a side of mashed pride covered in grace.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, maybe you should ask my new albino secretary.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

She was very close to my heart. Even though we were separated by a distance of 400 years, I was lying on her grave.

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

If there is no love in the world, we will make a new world, and we will give it walls, and we will furnish it with soft, red interiors, from the inside out, and give it a knocker that resonates like a diamond falling to a jeweller's felt so that we s...

Everything Is Illuminated