I am not a player anymore.
I am not an easel-kisser.
I am terrible at relationships.
I am flippant. That's one of my charms.
I am in a constant stage of development.
I am a Reagan Republican.
I am so not technically proficient at all.
I am the Federal Government.
I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.
I'm not God - but I am something similar.
I am unboreable in the great outdoors.
I am never sure that anything's good enough. Something that is good today will not be good tomorrow.
I am a very good driver - a defensive driver.
I am baffled by good writing.
People don't expect me to be as funny as I am.
I am so happy, so in love, and so content.
I am very much in love with no one in particular.
I am not a labor hater.
I am an ordinary person.
I am a conservative and proud of it.
I am a New Yorker.
