I am a limousine liberal.
I am a victim of introspection.
I am not cruel — only truthful.
I am a musician, but I'm another type of musician.
Today I am even richer.
I am not a consecutive writer.
I am not a specialist but a general practitioner in the world of the arts.
I am not, and have never been, in favor of boycotting Israel.
I am a Westerner of Westerners!
I am the skeptic of skeptics.
I am not insecure about being a journalist.
NYC is chaotic. And I am attracted to chaos.
I am associated with techno epics.
I am hugely proud to have played for Ireland.
I am not too intelligent.
Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.
I am in the world to change the world
I'm alone. There is no time where I am.
I am a machine condemned to devour books.
I am the best person in the universe.
No one will die if they don't know how old I am.
