I am not much of a mind to touch
America, I am not ignoring you.
I am running for governor of Kentucky as the people's advocate.
The sky is in bloom when I am with you...
I am a limousine liberal.
I am a victim of introspection.
I am not cruel — only truthful.
I am a musician, but I'm another type of musician.
Today I am even richer.
I am not a consecutive writer.
I am not a specialist but a general practitioner in the world of the arts.
I am not, and have never been, in favor of boycotting Israel.
I am a Westerner of Westerners!
I am the skeptic of skeptics.
I am not insecure about being a journalist.
NYC is chaotic. And I am attracted to chaos.
I am associated with techno epics.
I'm happy to say I am a Harrison-Kreps-Keynesian.
I am hugely proud to have played for Ireland.
I am not too intelligent.
Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.
