People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
August StrindbergIf you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran LebowitzGypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.
Joel HodgsonWhen I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.
Drew CareyWhat SF author or fan isn't interested in human space travel? I've yet to meet one.
Edward M. Lerner