If a woman were elected president, would our nation expect her husband to be the official White House host?
I have been in private law practice in New York City, where my husband and I are raising our children.
I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work.
The '80s was all about this idea that women could have it all. You could have a career, and you could have a husband, and you could have children.
A typical complaint of married women with children is that their job stress tired them out so that they have little quality emotion and energy left for their children, much less their husbands.
Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
Emotions unreel in her like spools of cotton.
Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.
I went from my mother to my wife. And to this day, I can't bear to be alone.
My wife is amazing. She had to know she was getting into a heap of trouble when we met.
For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, 'We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!'
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
To leave, after all, was not the same as being left.
Why is love intensified by absence?
For if I do something, I never do it thoughtlessly.
I like working. That's when I'm feeling my best. And the people around me know that. My wife knows that.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
My wife has her stuff and her taste, and I have my stuff and my taste.
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
My wife does wish I dressed better.
Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.
