I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me.
The only thing I've ever wanted in my life is to be a mom and a wife.
My wife doesn't like me eating doughnuts. I love doughnuts.
I just love sport; I love competing. I'm obsessed by it, to be honest. I can accept losing, sure, no question, but it just drives me crazy. Just ask my wife.
Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife.
And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.
I chose to be a working wife and mother. Why should I compromise on either?
According to my wife, my use of vocabulary is wide and varied.
It is just that I don't want a wife and I don't want kids.
It's better when you have your wife with you, more fun.
I know at the beginning of our careers, my wife and I were gut wrenchingly competitive.
My wife tells me I need to learn to be more patient with my son.
My wife accuses me - and she's probably right - that I'm sometimes oversensitive.
I'll be a wife and mother first, then First Lady.
I just had to block someone on Facebook who was impersonating my wife.
I was not raised to be someone's wife. I was raised so that things should be evenly distributed.
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant.
I'm leaving because I want to spend more time with my wife in Chicago.