A man thinks that he knows it, but his wife knows better.
Teach your son in the front garden and your wife on the pillow.
Lying will get you a wife, but it won't keep her.
His whole life he carried his wife on his back.
Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth.
Choose a wife rather by your ear than by your eye.
It is better to be without a wife for a minute than without tobacco for an hour.
Only a fool asks, "What do you want with my wife?"
It is better to be without a wife for a bit than without tobacco for an hour.
A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God's creatures...
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
The ultimate end of your education was to make you a good wife.
I do prime time network shows like 'Blue Bloods.' I've done 'Fringe,' I've done 'The Good Wife,' done a lot of 'The Mentalist.'
Isaac Davis: My ex-wife left me for another woman.
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
If you are the wife of a governor or the wife of a vice president, I think you can be prepared for it.
If you're married, and you have a wife, and you really love your wife, is it good enough to only say to your wife 'I love her' the day you get married? Or should you tell her every single day when you wake up and every opportunity? And that's how I f...
Juno MacGuff: My dad had this weird obsession with Roman or Greek mythology or something and he decided to name me after Zeus' wife. Mark Loring: Zeus' wife? Juno MacGuff: Yeah and I mean Zeus had tons of lays but I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wi...
Bob: [waking up from a drunken state of unconsciousness] Hello. Cynthia: Hello! Bob: Who are you? Cynthia: I your wife! Bob: Guess I'll be going home then. Cynthia: No! You no going! I coming to. I your wife! See? [shows him a marriage certificate] C...
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
