Quotes of: Husband-and-wife Keyword

Count of Monte Cristo: [to Fernand Mondego] May I steal your wife? Fernand: Excuse me? Count of Monte Cristo: For the waltz?

The Count of Monte Cristo

Ellerby: Go fuck yourself. Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife. Ellerby: How is your mother? Dignam: Good, she's tired from fucking my father.

The Departed

Nick Dunne: When I think of my wife, I always think of her head. The shape of it, to begin with.

Gone Girl

Sharon Schieber: Nick Dunne. You're probably the most hated man in America right now. Did you kill your wife, Nick?

Gone Girl

Sean: If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you. I will fucking end you. You got that, chief? Will: Time's up.

Good Will Hunting

Mitch Kowalski: What would I want? Walt Kowalski: I don't know... Your wife's already gone through all of your mother's jewelry.

Gran Torino

Sergeant Maylon Stark: Leva tells me you've been eyeing the Captain's wife like a hound dog at hunting time.

From Here to Eternity

Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.

Life of Brian

Guard Henry: Man, that wife killer looks pretty fucked up. Guard Mike: Which one? [both laugh]

Lost Highway

Roger Murtaugh: Hey, Riggs, you really like my wife's cookin'? Martin Riggs: [after an especially long pause] Nope, I'll see you tomorrow.

Lethal Weapon

Gene: [after punching Adam] That ain't no way to treat your wife, buddy. I don't care what she's done.

Mulholland Dr.

[Adam catches his wife Lorraine in bed with Gene Clean] Gene: Just forget you ever saw it. It's better that way.

Mulholland Dr.

Screaming Driver, Screaming Driver's Wife: You're going the wrong way! You're going to kill somebody!

Planes, Trains & Automobiles

Glennis Yeager: They don't spend a god-damned thing teaching you how to be the fearless wife of a fearless test pilot.

The Right Stuff

David Mills: [greeting his wife after coming home from work] Hey, loser. Tracy Mills: Hi, idiot.

Se7en

[last lines] Robert Wakefield: My name is Robert. And my wife, Barbara and I are here to support our daughter Caroline. And we're here to listen.

Traffic

Cal Hockley: Where are you going? To him? To be a whore to a gutter rat? Rose: I'd rather be his whore than your wife!

Titanic

Brogan-Moore: Touching isn't it? The way he counts on his wife. Sir Wilfrid: Yes, like a drowning man clutching at a razor blade.

Witness for the Prosecution

Abogada Victoria: What the judge won't take into account is the violence that you are using with your wife... Simón: WHAT VIOLENCE?

Wild Tales

I employed my wife for three years to sit in the attic and type up my autobiography, 700 pages, organise everywhere I go. I'm paying the normal rate of tax on the money I take out for myself.

Ken Livingstone

I recorded 'The End of All Things' right before I married my now wife. We had no vows publicly, so I wrote her this song and told her, 'This is how I see our relationship.'

Brendon Urie