That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise.
George EliotMy wife and I really enjoy a glass of red wine. We're too old to drink cheap wine, and we don't.
Paul HendersonI know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.
Pat RobertsonI've built two wooden houses near Vals. I built them for my wife. Those were private projects.
Peter ZumthorWhen my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it.
Richie BenaudMy wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.
Rex Hunt