Know what a symbol is?...Shit that stands for shit.
To hate excellence is to hate the gods.
Want to get in trouble with me, Carlos?
If it must be done, it's best done bravely.
Stupidity is the chlorine that cleans out the gene pool.
Why am I surrounded by sluts and morons?
The secret is that there is no secret.
If The Lies Don't Kill You, The Truth Will
Sometimes the only answer to death is lunch.
A life I didn't choose chose me.
In truth, the best Bitcoin can hope for is to be a second-rate version of gold, if that.
To be tested is good. The challenged life may be the best therapist.
You're the little spoon, aren't you?
Robert Todd Lincoln, a.k.a. Jinxy McDeath.
The standard personality type for a writer is a shy megalomaniac.
Forget about weird Boy and move on
I still favor alternatives to governmental race-based preferences.
I would have loved to have met Buster Keaton.
We must become more comfortable with probability and uncertainty.
We're living in a world where Google beats Gallup.
A lot of news is just entertainment masquerading as news.
