Harold Bloom weeps for me.
A bad facelift is like a bad toupee.
There are no rules in live television.
The failure mode of clever is “asshole.
No pain is unbearable except that of regret.
Isn't that an odd philosophy for a vampire?
Death Laughs In The Faces Of Clocks
Power is only an aphrodisiac for the living dead
Sleep: the breakfast of champions
Being unconscious is the ultimate disability.
I do have trouble with titles.
I'm a very spontaneous person, for the bad and the good.
To be a good model, you have to be very smart.
There's time enough, but none to spare.
When Time is spent, Eternity begins.
Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth.
Money speaks, but it speaks with a male voice.
I wasn't brought up to be dazzled by money or fame.
Don't cry for money. It never cries for you.
The Romans, we are told, were by nature a peculiarly warlike race.
The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.