The delights of self-discovery are always available.
Love and despair go hand in hand.
I don't cook, but I would love to learn.
Democracy is not about one party dominating.
By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!
If you're not a confident person, pretend to be one.
I'm not a superhero - I'm a super worker!
For me, fashion is not about reality.
If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth.
We can't help it. Life looks for life.
I don't pretend I know everything.
I'm not the slowest writer that you know.
Computers don't kill books; people do.
I wanted to be a priest when I was a kid.
Parents, you know, can be terrible.
Whatever happens, I'm ready to face it.
I'm a failed newspaper man myself.
There are two words for everything.
There is no diplomacy like candor.
Some misunderstandings are hard to cure.
There is a lot of my childhood in 'The Sandcastle Girls.'
