The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.
I can't tell a lie - not even when I hear one.
There are exciting, intelligent, fat people - and exciting, intelligent, thin people.
When you leave New York you ain't going anywhere.
If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.
I don't want the IRS banging down my door.
There is nothing more attractive than a man who is not a New Man.
A capacity for going overboard is a requisite for a full-grown mind.
What I say or do here won't matter much, nor should it.
I've always tried to be fair, even-handed, not an advocate for any group.
If frogs had side pockets, they'd carry hand guns.
his shirt had more wrinkles than a smoker's lips
Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode.
As writers, it is our job not only to imagine, but to witness.
Children have a right to some stability and constancy from the adults in their lives.
Books are magic: you never know where they're going to end up.
To be a straight person and discover you're infertile is almost like discovering you're not a straight person.
I get involved in the beginning, less in the middle, and very much at the end.
An investigation may take six months. A quick interview, profile, a day.
People tend to vote the present tense - not the subjective.
Journalism is not just a cause, it's also a wacky profession.
