One of the mitigating benefits of children is that they make a Lego habit more respectable.
Ballet-girls have a bad reputation, which is in most cases well deserved.
You could pack for a trip to Europe with the bags under my eyes!
You need to prioritize. If you can't get to everything or do everything, that's okay.
Never argue with a fool, people might not notice the difference
The only things that erased my lonliness were written works
For a homebody like me, the evolution of gadgets has been a blessing.
I am still in shock and awe at being fired.
The Internet provides a delivery system for pathological states of mind.
Happy children do not seem to grow up to be writers.
Why do all your friends talk like books?
There are those whose sole claim to profundity is the discovery of exceptions to the rules.
It's better to give than to lend and it costs about the same.
We are the only species on the planet without full employment. Brilliant.
I'm a big fan of CNN. I watched it from the beginning.
Some people continue to pretend that anchor people are reporters.
To the soldier, luck is merely another word for skill.
To blame the existence of al Qaeda on poverty like Egypt's is a slur on the poor.
Excessive speed and quantity are, like chattiness and digression, besetting sins of cyber-assisted authorship.
I am a student of stupidity. I am a political reporter.
Zero-sum thinking is an obsession of mine, but mostly in economics.