I have a natural curiosity for people.
I will never turn to God.
I swear I want to be a food model.
I really like Halal food.
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
If food is poetry, is not poetry also food?
I happen to have an obsession with Korean food.
I'm a food addict, that's my downfall.
You can't regulate a soul into a business.
Nothing is as obnoxious as other people's luck.
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Chance is a name for our ignorance.
Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
Being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.
Change is one of my favourite words.
Hope springs eternal, even in politics.
How disappointment tracks the steps of hope.
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
G.I. humor is similar to cop humor.
