Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerPolitically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerI don’t like dirt, because nothing is dirtier. Except politics.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerA politician is a person whose brain is as jiggly as Jell-O, only not as intelligent.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerHere’s a towel to dry your tears. I just wiped my ass with it.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerI'm not sexually active. I just sort of lay there and slowly thrust.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerThe wheel is man’s greatest invention, and as such, unicycling is the world’s purest sport.
If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hungerI hunger for filling in a world that is starved.
One Thousand Gifts: A Dare to Live Fully Right Where You AreReal hunger is when one man regards another man as something to eat.
This Way for the Gas, Ladies and GentlemenHe didn't like to be seen needing it - as if hunger were a sign of weakness.
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