Quotes of: Humping Keyword

Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping.

More Than This

So many songs are just a wink to the audience, but people take them seriously. 'My Humps?' C'mon!

Fergie

In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes.

Jason Biggs

A woman with fair opportunities, and without an absolute hump, may marry WHOM SHE LIKES.

Vanity Fair

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

Stephen Colbert

Free-to-play isn't a business model. Free-to-play is a marketing strategy. It's a way to get people over the hump of trying out your game. It gets rid of the friction that happens when you charge an upfront fee.

Mitch Lasky

I don't want to have a song like 'My Humps' and it be sagging down, so I pay attention to that area. A lot.

Fergie

Herb Brooks: That look like hockey to you? [pause] Herb Brooks: To me it looks like two monkeys trying to hump a football.

Miracle

The past is past. You tried to kill yourself. So what? I humped a couch in season twelve. We all have our skeletons.

Something Real

Narrator: Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. My parents pulled this exact same act for years.

Fight Club

I call my wife and tell her I’m going to sleep at the lab. She reminds me that she left me a week ago. Louis tries to crack me up by pantomiming humping a chimp through the cage.

Noah Baumbach

I study the Bible constantly. I teach the Bible. You know, I'm a Bible conductor, and I have a lot of people studies. But also, I see how small things really help people to get over humps in their life. Gives them direction.

George Benson

Let us light up the fire, the wind is so calm and the night is falling - i see ur lips shiver and i can feel ur breath humping up.

Love

The minute you land in New Orleans, something wet and dark leaps on you and starts humping you like a swamp dog in heat, and the only way to get that aspect of New Orleans off you is to eat it off. That means beignets and crayfish bisque and jambalay...

Jitterbug Perfume

I have moves like a go-go dancer mixed with Inspector Gadget’s go-go gadget legs. Do I detect you thinking not with your brain but with your Brain, in that you want to hump my leg?

Xazaqazax

I am the Love Camel of Llama Land. Come, hop on my hump and let me lead you to water.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

It is glorious fun racing down the Hump, but you can't do it on windy days because then you are not there, but the fallen leaves do it instead of you. There is almost nothing that has such a keen sense of fun as a fallen leaf.

The Little White Bird

His proximity, that damn smile, just makes me hot in all the right places, but also pissed as hell. I don’t know if I should knee him in the balls or hump his leg like a bitch in heat.

South Row

Damn, her voice was awfully sexy for being a tree. Coop wasn’t sure he was comfortable with that thought. Probably a good time to head out, before he started trying to hump a knothole or something.

Sporting Wood

He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it.

Herman Melville

In my mind's eye, Shakespeare is a huge, hot sea-beast, with fire in his veins and ice on his claws and inscrutable eyes, who looks like an inchoate hump under the encrustations of live barnacle-commentaries, limpets and trailing weeds.

A. S. Byatt