The Inventor: I know it is a little early for Christmas, Edward, but; I have a present for you. [shows Edward his soon to be human hands]
Seth Brundle: [to Veronica] I will say now, however objectively, that human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown, reformation, is inherently purging.
[to Howl] Calcifer: You shouldn't keep flying around like that. Soon you won't be able to turn back into a human.
Manfred: Hey, he's wearing one of those baby-thingies. Sid: So? Manfred: So, if he poops, where does it go? Sid: ...Humans are disgusting.
[the first words ever spoken by a human to the apes] George Taylor: Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
Dr. Lesh: I feel like the proto-human coming out of the forest primeval and seeing the moon for the first time and throwing rocks at it.
Hodjat: Why do you think we beat our wives and children like animals? Hodjat: I swear on this Qoran, we're humans just like you.
Scott Pilgrim: That's it! You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity.
The Terminator: My CPU is a neural-net processor; a learning computer. The more contact I have with humans, the more I learn.
Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!
Sally Albright: Yes it is. You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman.
Dan Dreiberg: [examining blood stained Comedian badge] Is this bean juice? Rorschach: Human bean juice. Badge belonged to The Comedian. Blood too...
Professor X: [connected to Cerebro] These lights represent every living person on the planet. These white lights are the humans... and these are the mutants. You see, Logan? We're not as alone as you think.
Sebastian Shaw: We are the children of the atom. Radiation gave birth to mutants. What will kill the humans will only make us stronger.
Let us wage a moral and political war against war itself, so that we can cut military spending and use that money for human needs.
We don't argue if drug companies create drugs that can cure humans and charge lots of money for them, even though we all have these diseases. It will be pretty hard to make a different argument for genes.
Nobody will leave any place unless they're forced out. That's the nature of humans. Once you're there, you're there. I've never seen anybody get up voluntarily and leave any place.
Whichever theory we adopt to give a rational explanation of human existence, that theory must take into account and explain the mental nature we see at work in all modern communities.
I am shy by nature, a person who's always found something burdensome about human interaction and who probably always will, at least to some degree.
Nature, I have constantly argued in my work, is the real superpower of this godless universe. It is the ultimate disposer of human fate, randomly recarving geography over 10,000-year epochs.
I mean, you always want everybody to pat you on the back and tell you you're wonderful every time you do something; I think that's human nature.
