A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good, and a real one.
J. P. MorganPenn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.
Penn JilletteI think the reason they cast me as the good girls is because they couldn't find any in Hollywood.
Victoria JacksonIf 'everything happens for a reason,' then every act of evil is ultimately God's doing.
Adam Hamilton