The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.
H. L. MenckenThe highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all.
Penn JilletteThe technologies which have had the most profound effects on human life are usually simple.
Freeman DysonWild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!
Herb Kelleher