And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
Mostly SallyWhat does despair mean to someone who interprets that emotion as a chemical reaction in the brain?
Suicide NoteYou can't believe everything people tell you - not even if those people are your own brain.
Strange PlacesFor such small heads, little kids seem to have the biggest brains. No disrespect to midgets.
Sleepwalking is resterciseBeth from accounting is just sitting in her car eating spaghetti.
Zombie Haiku: Good Poetry for Your...Brains