I want more sleep. It won’t happen, but I can dream, right?
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI’ll make a name for myself, after I make a copy of myself. The key to a productive life is cloning.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomSome men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomYou can have your cake, but you can’t eat it. You have to sit there and watch me scarf it down.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomBoxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give a shit.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomWould you rather have sight, or insight? I’d rather have a double cheeseburger.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomIt’s not true that selling stolen goods has no overhead. Prison’s got a ceiling.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI just started seeing someone, which is a relief, because the last girl I dated was invisible.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI know it’s not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It’s on sale today.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomMost people like winners, but I prefer underdogs. They’re more fun to pet.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomIf you have Microsoft Word, you can become a writer tonight. Just start typing!
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom