Sometimes it feels like I’m walking around with bricks for shoes, not going anywhere.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomTwo hearts that beat as one, and they’re both mine. I’ve got them hooked up to a synchometer.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI told him he needed a faucet and a basin, and I let this information sink in.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI didn’t form my lips into the shape of a kiss. I was merely about to whistle.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomGetting struck by lightning is like winning the lottery, only it’ll ruin your life faster.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI covered up my mistakes—with dirt, like you’d do with any other dead bodies.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomIf I could have money for any amount of time, I’d take 12:59.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive—I’m driven.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomEvery mission needs ammunition, even if it’s not bullets, but fiery pep talks.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI’m lyrically illiterate. Actually, more accurately, I can’t read music.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomMichael Phelps collects huhs. Huh? His mouth said nothing, but his actions said it all.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomBefore you enter politics, I pray you lose your anal virginity to a unicorn.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomMake your vote count. Be the guy responsible for counting and tallying all the votes.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomI’m a poor worker. The quality of work I do is excellent, but I make no money.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomWe didn’t know each other, but that didn’t stop me from ignoring him.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomSigns offer a way to speak, yet keep the room perfectly silent.
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal KingdomThe Bible says man has sin nature, but do clones have sin nature?
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom